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BITCH SLAP - And you too could own this look of satisfaction.


TAGS: bitch slap
Rating: 3.07/5

More motifakes by pudgyturtle25

bassman007 - March 11, 2011, 7:06 pm
I so wanted to do that to her when she was on Buck Rogers
BLASPHAMY - November 5, 2009, 1:43 am
FUCK YES
OH YEAH! - August 14, 2008, 7:26 pm
5 STARS...


EASTER - Has been cancelled


TAGS: easter cancelled dog rabbit
Rating: 4.14/5

More motifakes by tomtomtom

agdaniele - April 2, 2010, 8:43 am
Really? I know this isn't original... not by a longshot.


PERSPECTIVE -




DUMB BITCH - Last time she ever makes me a sandwich with beef when I asked for ham


TAGS: bitch domestic abuse
Rating: 1.91/5

More motifakes by Anus Ripper

supercheez - May 10, 2009, 2:18 am
FAIL.
DotDotDot - February 3, 2009, 11:33 am
O_o The srsns in this comments section is suffocating me. Just because his/her sense of humor is not your own doesn't mean... oh shit is that a handmade robot zombie ninja pirate model? *wanders off*
Sean - October 17, 2008, 5:24 pm
* just so snot-nosed ...
Sean - October 17, 2008, 5:23 pm
-- that. Shocking others for kicks is just snot-nosed so grade nine boy, isn't it?
Sean - October 17, 2008, 5:22 pm
As much as I hate these posters, does it hurt us to be reminded that sick fucks like the guy who posted this exist? We ignore their putrid kind at our own peril. And he can't even come up with an original sick joke to type. Like anyone's surprised by t
Nobody - October 17, 2008, 5:09 pm
*like these are* Damn, I set myself up for that one.
Nobody - October 17, 2008, 5:08 pm
Why do people think pictures like this is actually funny?


BITCH, PLEASE... - Those Pokeballs with THAT hat?




Lorena Bobbitt -




YO DAWG - We heard you like pi, so we put pi on yo pie so you can eat while you formulate ratios


TAGS: xzibiti yo dawg pi pie car
Rating: 3.24/5

More motifakes by Steeldragon493

lunhcmeat5000 - August 9, 2009, 1:07 pm
Damnit, *knew*
lunchmeat5000 - August 9, 2009, 1:03 pm
Never new math tasted so good.
todd snyder - August 9, 2009, 8:56 am
Love the picture of the pi-pie, love the word play - 5 lions 4 u.
Signe - March 12, 2009, 6:41 am
win


THIS IS WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE - When you argue on the internet...


TAGS: funny rabbit argue internet dumb
Rating: 3.46/5

More motifakes by nitrocoir

lulz - September 23, 2009, 1:17 pm
hey look it's Sean in the pic
eh - August 23, 2009, 7:25 pm
some other cunt
Sean - August 22, 2009, 8:43 pm
Who's the other guy?


DARKNESS - What did the five fingers say to the face? SLAP


TAGS: i m rick james bitch
Rating: 3.3/5

More motifakes by Fatt Matt

Schultz1 - April 6, 2012, 12:12 am
A day in the life of Lil' John.
Krissie - March 9, 2010, 10:22 pm
wait...Isn't that Dave Chappelle?
LogicDude - October 15, 2009, 6:39 pm
Five bitchy Lions! Well played Charlie Murphy!


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TAGS: gangsta ballin outta control bitchhhhh
Rating: 3.1/5

More motifakes by Porcelina

agdaniele - September 5, 2009, 12:22 am
(and rheumatoid arthritis)
faulty switch - September 5, 2009, 12:14 am
this is funny. my friend that immigrated from iraq could tare this "gangsta" up. hes taken more gun fire than this kid has taken in his video games. just a chump with 17 dollars.
agdaniele - July 27, 2009, 7:27 pm
Y'all just don't know how hard it is to make bank yo, when da food court iz crips territory.
Porcelina - July 27, 2009, 7:25 pm
You could call it that, it's obvious copypasta
MO - July 27, 2009, 7:18 pm
I'm going with sarcasm then. wut wut!!
Porcelina - July 27, 2009, 7:13 pm
ah, i didn't know it was on here already. should have checked.
MO - July 27, 2009, 7:11 pm
*copypasta........WTF? Now I'm confused. I thought you were one of the good girls.....? Sarcasm... hopefully?


MEME FIGHT -


TAGS: xzibit yo dawg disaster girl
Rating: 4.14/5

More motifakes by Bah

motifake - October 23, 2009, 11:42 am

Most people utterly fail on their first motifake. Nice job. You should register to start your collection and lock in your name
Bah - October 23, 2009, 11:33 am
Props to Cubby for the inspiration. It may have been done before him, but his was the first I saw.


SAY IT! - Say you did it, Or I choke you!




100 INHABITANTS -


TAGS: what if the world is reduced to a village with 100 inhabitants
Rating: 3.96/5

More motifakes by vader

spacedog - September 30, 2015, 7:28 pm
Hmmmm. I always thought this was ripe for parody. I made a version called Motivillage, but sadly it appears to have been deleted.
nobodyofdistinction - September 30, 2015, 9:31 am
Also, only 14 total Americans, and 6 of them are the top 6 rich people? So, what, you're saying that 40% of Americans are richer than the other 99+% of everyone else in other countries? It's also telling that you've partitioned it into christian or not.
nobodyofdistinction - September 30, 2015, 9:28 am
89 heterosexuals and 11 homosexuals? What about bisexuals and asexuals? I'm asexual. I could believe my demographic is under 0.5% so it's rounded down to 0, but not bisexuals. Also, 1 has a computer? ONE? Not buying it. You made all this up.
Aurielius - September 30, 2015, 7:56 am
The motoflake version of 'Deep Thoughts' by Jack Handy, just as inane.
Laevian - May 23, 2012, 1:20 pm
you lost me at loneliness of emprisonement, still a good one though
raygun505 - September 29, 2011, 8:22 am
Just stupid, another ploy for Communism and so called Social Justice.
Jmac0585 - March 26, 2010, 2:47 pm
Ironic: A guy with the handle of a guy that stood by and watched an earth-like planet get blown up, posted this.
vader - March 26, 2010, 1:12 pm
Thanks ag, I couldn't have said this better.
agdaniele - March 22, 2010, 9:17 pm
JLBachs... political points of view, as well as inflammatory comments, so early after your arrival here? That'll get you an early departure. Please exercize better judgement.
GreyScorpion - March 22, 2010, 8:29 pm
wow, you read Forbes...nice.
JLBachs - March 22, 2010, 8:24 pm
typical liberal douche bag point of view. Even if I was one of the 6 richest, I wouldn't feel bad about it. The richest man in the world right now is Mexican, BTW.
Hasbunmb - March 6, 2010, 9:46 am
Actually, its been proven that the perentages in this little tale are a complete fallacy... its still a nice cute message though...
Cloudchaser - March 6, 2010, 1:27 am
Just don't live in a way that causes you to die today
MisterJJ - March 6, 2010, 12:56 am
And 8 of those 14 Americans would be trying to make America like the rest of the world.
MrBlack - March 5, 2010, 7:45 pm
Living like it's yer last day only works if it's yer last day. Otherwise, ye tend te get arrested. And if I worked as if I didn't need the money, I wouldn't work
R.S.Jake - March 5, 2010, 5:40 pm
I lived yesterday as if I would die yesterday...I feel like shit today!


CARNIVORE VEGETARIAN - “Not eating meat is a decision, eating meat is an instinct.” - Dr. Denis Leary


TAGS: cow rabbit vegetarian carnivore vegan meat
Rating: 3.56/5

More motifakes by BuZZbomb

ooooooooooom - August 4, 2009, 8:23 am
(comment deleted - ban warning!)
BriaHere - July 30, 2009, 10:50 am
Oh, poor bunny. I tried to be a vegetarian once, until my Dad had a BBQ.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 30, 2009, 2:33 am
I believe Dennis Leary said it best "Meat tastes like Murder, And Murder tastes good"
Porcelina - July 30, 2009, 1:11 am
Being a vegetarian or vegan might be going against nature, but it's practicing self control. I wouldn't want someone eating my baby, why should I eat something else's. Who are we to say we're better than any other species. Animals and children are pure
Dylan - July 30, 2009, 1:10 am
We're OMNIVOREs people! That means we're made to eat both plants AND animals not only one. To be a vegan or carnivore is going against nature and our suties to the balance of the food chain. Thx for letting me rant, 5 lions for poster.
Sean - July 29, 2009, 10:39 pm
Cow on bunny violence, even if the bunny was already dead, is just NOT FUNNY!!!! Shame on you all.
TheTrashHeap - July 29, 2009, 10:39 pm
That Is such a sweet pic. aggy check your pm's
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 29, 2009, 10:35 pm
Hey, Trashheap...I got your bunny!!!!!. 5 lions.
agdaniele - July 29, 2009, 10:35 pm
TTH? Raising cows to do your dirty work now? 5L


STEREOTYPES -


TAGS: lapd cia fbi rabbit
Rating: 4.74/5

More motifakes by Verdeckt

loveistheanswer - March 23, 2013, 10:14 am
Lol
thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 20, 2012, 2:25 am
So horribly sad, yet I find myself laughing.
jorgejs76 - December 18, 2012, 12:10 pm
And I tought that was only in Mexico! (you know the PGJ guys)


BROKEBACK SHIRE - What everyone was hoping to see in the extra footage.


TAGS: hobbits gay
Rating: 3.28/5

More motifakes by Kung-Fu Devil

Tarapin - April 4, 2011, 2:33 am
Ahhh! Eye bleach! Where's the eye bleach!
jameswnash - September 16, 2010, 9:13 pm
Umm no, not something I wanted to see and now thanks to KFD I need to bleach my eyes
agdaniele - September 15, 2010, 8:29 pm
Heh heh... Claire wonders about things.
Claire - September 15, 2010, 7:00 pm
I wonder about you, KFD.
Derek - September 15, 2010, 6:40 pm
If everyone wanted to see this - Faceplant and I are paradoxically in the empty set.
Faceplant31 - September 15, 2010, 4:11 pm
Whatever puts wind in your sails KFD
Kung-Fu Devil - September 15, 2010, 3:38 pm
Hey, it would have been the first interesting thing to happen in those films ;)
Faceplant31 - September 15, 2010, 3:36 pm
Really KFD you wanted to see this in the extra footage, man you are one odd cookie
forseti - September 15, 2010, 2:53 pm
4L... Caption "Bareback Shire" would be a 5 :D


TATTOOS - That's right this baby is more of a badass then you will ever be.




JEW - JITSU - KickAss Kosher Not Spelled.


TAGS: jew kosher ninja bitch
Rating: 2.79/5


CHIRP - Bitch!


TAGS: bird chirp bitch
Rating: 3/5
Produceman117 - March 1, 2010, 9:08 am
I actually like this! Wish I know who made it though...


SPIDER BABIES -


TAGS: spiders bitches which do you fear more housewife home maker they will f ck you up
Rating: 3.33/5

More motifakes by Bartimaeus

thatonechick - June 26, 2010, 11:59 am
Oh my fucking god. jdkslagjdaskojfdopjfiasdjfdks!!!! I'm scared...
Densaku - February 4, 2010, 7:57 am
Aaaaaaah... So cuuute...Until they start to eat each other.
Zed - October 30, 2009, 5:54 pm
Eh, I'm an arachnophile. I used to own a tarantula and three wolf spiders when I was a kid.
LD0ne - October 30, 2009, 4:36 pm
u know a lot about spiders zed..
Zed - October 20, 2009, 4:07 pm
These are Aussie Huntsman spiders. Scary looking, but harmless. The ones you need to worry about are the Syndney Trapdoor spider, the Black Wishbone Spider, and the Australian Redback Spider. Those're frikking deadly!
_Ally - October 20, 2009, 11:21 am
Someone's house or not. If you got spiders in there that long to nest you need to burn it down. I hate spiders and I would flamethrower the place then use the rocket launcher just to be sure they were dead.
Bartimaeus - October 20, 2009, 12:42 am
Gentlemen, we're forgetting about collateral damage. This is somebody's house!...o, well. Noone I know. Let's just torch the place.
tombofray - October 19, 2009, 10:59 pm
but a rocket launcher might just spray them everywhere...personaly i agree with flamethrower
Ice Wolf Ninja - October 19, 2009, 10:52 pm
A rocket launcher would be better! I fuckin' HATE spiders. Besides that picture was probably taken in Australia. They have spiders that are the size of Goddamn plates!!!
Bartimaeus - October 19, 2009, 9:55 pm
Agreed
Clos - October 19, 2009, 9:47 pm
It might be overkill...but a flamethrower would be nice
Bartimaeus - October 19, 2009, 9:22 pm
Seriously! Ah, I hate spiders. I'm going to cringe every time i look at this.
Bob D. Sailor - October 19, 2009, 8:57 pm
Screw bricks, cinder blocks shall be shat upon seeing this.


MEOW - Bitch




ONE-STOP SHOPPING -




BROWN RECLUSE - The Tiger Shark of the Spider World. One bite will never be forgotten; if you survive.




M I S E R Y - God's way of letting you know you are on the right track.


TAGS: misery pain life isa bitch
Rating: 4.06/5

More motifakes by CoolioIndeed

agdaniele - November 18, 2010, 9:25 pm
Beautiful.


STUPID BITCH -




MOTHERBOARD SHOES -


TAGS: motherboard shoes computer bit byte
Rating: 3.93/5

More motifakes by Iconoclast

nyet - February 25, 2013, 10:42 pm
Looks painfuly funny, how many Gb to a mile do they get... lol
forseti - April 7, 2010, 4:25 pm
Add one of those new highspeed multi-core processors so she'll probably work faster and fullfill your needs the same time!


ENVY -


TAGS: envy green jessica rabbit tinkerbell
Rating: 4.94/5

More motifakes by gas

nicholsjoshua15 - October 6, 2013, 7:20 pm
I always thought Tinkerbell was hot, I used to know a girl who looked the same, she was smoking.
nicholsjoshua15 - October 6, 2013, 7:20 pm
I always thought Tinkerbell was hot, I used to know a girl who looked the same, she was smoking.


WHEN HUNGER STRIKES -


TAGS: hunger strikes challenge python killer rabbit
Rating: 4.82/5

More motifakes by ICEMAN

autumnspirit - January 9, 2011, 9:48 pm
This could not have been done any better! Perfect! 5L's!
agdaniele - May 30, 2010, 2:08 am
Perfection.
ICEMAN - May 30, 2010, 2:07 am
I was a little leery on how this one would do too. Thanks guys.
agdaniele - May 30, 2010, 1:50 am
And this should be nuthin' but 5!
EssenceOfJester - May 21, 2010, 9:45 pm
That rabbits got a kill streak a mile wide!
R.S.Jake - May 18, 2010, 3:09 pm
'One...two...Five L's!'
Faceplant31 - May 17, 2010, 11:20 pm
I love it! I am liking the new appearance of the posters as well Iceman
agdaniele - May 17, 2010, 11:18 pm
Loooook!
Sean - May 17, 2010, 11:16 pm
"Right, cover me." 5.
ICEMAN - May 17, 2010, 10:47 pm
Shit - *LMAO*
ICEMAN - May 17, 2010, 10:46 pm
LMOA Aggy! Thanks. (you too Cubby)
agdaniele - May 17, 2010, 10:45 pm
Voteth 5... no more, no less.
Cubbybear - May 17, 2010, 10:39 pm
LOL! great reference 5/5


BITCH, PLEASE! - A real man can tame even the wildest pussy. Tell 'em, Tarzan!


TAGS: jungle fever spike lee tarzan jane bitches be crazy
Rating: 4.14/5

More motifakes by Bartimaeus

brianjayy - February 11, 2011, 7:33 pm
I don't recall Stallone doing Tarzan... :)
Derek - May 20, 2010, 7:42 pm
That tiger won't be straying into Africa again.


- You made bunny cry. For shame.


TAGS: bunny rabbit cry sad
Rating: 2.66/5

More motifakes by Jonah Forman

Scorpio7 - November 22, 2008, 6:49 am
Looks more like the bunny is praying, not crying. S/he wants someone to scratch behind the ears, I bet.
Dude - August 21, 2008, 1:00 am
The bunny is crying. Probably found out you're a socialist.


FETISHES - My ex-girlfriend had a strange fetish. She would dress like a bitch and act like one. 24 hours a day.




EASTER BUNNY - The only Holiday dinner that delivers itself.




MY EX -


TAGS: ex annoying habit breathing calendar
Rating: 4.63/5

More motifakes by gas

Sho - June 22, 2012, 12:03 pm
Alright. My backyard is getting kinda crowded anyway
gas - June 21, 2012, 11:09 am
sure.. we are talking about.. your style, that is.. ;) (btw i need my shovel back)
Sho - June 21, 2012, 10:49 am
If you know what I mean >;)
gas - June 21, 2012, 8:35 am
thx Sho. actually it could be one of yours xD
Sho - June 20, 2012, 8:30 pm
Fived & Fav'd


BOB - He has bitch tits




FATTIES - DRIVING WITH REAL GEAR -


TAGS: lol roflmao fat chubby moped scooter traffic manga lol anime piece of shit turd chicks love it oh god no ur reading my tags you lame ass bitch 4chan 4ever
Rating: 1.63/5

More motifakes by Rudi-OH-NO

SD-619-II - October 22, 2009, 2:18 pm
They see me rollin'...


LUCKY ME -




LOVE TO HATE YOU -




Self-Deprecation is Overrated -




IT'S FRIDAY - Let's party bitches !


TAGS: jesus satan friday party bitches
Rating: 3.57/5

More motifakes by Budog

maoworks2 - March 30, 2012, 12:16 pm
Friday After Work 64 Vodka And Take Out Party!
GaryO - March 30, 2012, 9:41 am
n-i-c-e TJIF!


ENCHANTED BUNNY -




CONSTANT CRAVINGS -


TAGS: smoking fapping habit cubby
Rating: 4.91/5

More motifakes by Cubbybear

Mahomygod - February 18, 2011, 1:56 pm
*another


PERSEVERANCE -




AND THE ONES THAT MOTHER GIVES YOU -


TAGS: jefferson airplane white rabbit
Rating: 4.6/5

More motifakes by Airman

CaptCourageous - November 6, 2011, 10:32 am
it looks like the face is facing forward and sideways at the same time
Bob D. Sailor - June 15, 2011, 10:58 pm
This picture is creeping me out majorly.


WALKER TEXAS WHO? - Bow down to Bruce!




Orlando Bloom -


TAGS: hobbit lord of the rings typecast
Rating: 3.42/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

nicholsjoshua15 - November 1, 2017, 6:20 am
I'v never seen this Orlando Bloom fellow, but Keanu Reeves is a bad actor at all. Keanu is a little less emotional than most actors and that makes him believable. I hate it when actors ham it up sp much that movie isn't Kosher anymore.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 27, 2013, 2:17 am
Basically anything computer generated to cover for his pathetic acting. Not as bad as Keanu Reeves, but still.
EmilioDumphque - December 26, 2013, 6:42 pm
...and Troy, and the Pirates of the Caribbean movies.


MANGA - Slowly convincing me that I don't really need to spend my vacation in Japan


TAGS: japan boy toilet rabbit doris
Rating: 2.68/5

More motifakes by Motifake Wit Liberation Front

Alphador - January 25, 2011, 9:41 am
dude, that Chinese *slaps forehead*
Culos - January 8, 2009, 1:13 pm
When you see it.....you'll shit rabbits!


Ambition -


TAGS: ambition ruthless motivation stepping stones
Rating: 4.95/5

More motifakes by BobbEdwards

BobbEdwards - July 31, 2013, 9:08 pm
Thanks guys! Submitted it to Shivers :-)
rerun - July 31, 2013, 7:44 pm

Brings a tear to the eyes. Three mod comments and they are all good? Do something bad.....nope. Don't.
Reality Lord - July 31, 2013, 7:39 pm

oh the subtly of it. love it...could you...you know...drop this over at shivers plz?
lgvernon - July 31, 2013, 6:15 pm

A stunning 5LLLLL


INTERNET ADDICTION - Give a person a fish and they eat for a day; Give that person the internet and they won't bother you for weeks.


TAGS: come on baby gimme a little bandwidth just a bit of the good stuff
Rating: 4.36/5

More motifakes by TheTrashHeap

zammuelist - February 21, 2010, 6:29 pm
but never give him a fishing rod, he'll poke your eye out
TheTrashHeap - February 21, 2010, 5:28 pm
Thanks Guys!
spacedog - February 21, 2010, 5:27 pm
Great job TTH.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 21, 2010, 4:37 pm
Good one Trash...5L
agdaniele - February 21, 2010, 4:19 pm
Genius. 5L


TORQUE -


TAGS: mustang torque gt cobra snakebite
Rating: 3.12/5

More motifakes by jeepdude24

Faceplant31 - March 10, 2010, 6:31 pm
Another owned moment brought to you by CANADA!
CANADA - March 10, 2010, 6:19 pm
check out this one.....http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v357/hinshu/honda-torque.jpg


SOUND ADVICE FROM DR. STRANGELOVE -




THIS GUY - is never going to the zoo again.




PMS -




SOLUTION -




COLD HEARTED BITCH - At least my beer always left me satisfied


TAGS: cokd hearted bitch left satisfied
Rating: 4.71/5

More motifakes by Budog

shadow87 - December 19, 2011, 11:23 am
Is there need to say anything else? I think not :-D
5150monkeylove - December 10, 2011, 12:09 pm
beautiful!


FUTILITY -


TAGS: i think this is why midgets tend to be so bitter
Rating: 3.65/5

More motifakes by Sean

Sean - October 6, 2009, 11:40 pm
Thank you.
temp - October 6, 2009, 11:39 pm
That's fucking hilarious!
Sean - October 2, 2009, 12:01 am
*weiner
Sean - October 2, 2009, 12:01 am
Is it my imagination, or is this wiener dog giving us the Charles Manson?
agdaniele - October 1, 2009, 11:36 pm
LMAO! This'll hover at 3.1, methinks.
Sean - October 1, 2009, 11:33 pm
Destination: Two-Point-Nines-Ville. Population: Perfect Posters. Huzzahhh!!!
agdaniele - October 1, 2009, 11:28 pm
Kiss of death: Aggy loves this poster!
Sean - October 1, 2009, 11:27 pm
Moooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo's right. I did a do-over in the October Challenge. Seeing is believing. But thanks anyway MrRandom.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 1, 2009, 11:17 pm
Nah, The second one IS better. You should be ashamed Sean.
MrRandom - October 1, 2009, 11:15 pm
Still a perfect poster
Sean - October 1, 2009, 11:15 pm
Dammit. Better punchline: "... no one's ever going to take you seriously." Ah well.


TAMPONS - NEVER THERE WHEN YOU NEED THEM -




FACTS - Wife's a bitch - then you die


TAGS: bitch
Rating: 2.57/5

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FRIENDSHIP - i wanna be friends with that creature




NO ONE - Can stop Stealth Bunny!




SACRIFICE -


TAGS: love bites deep pain risk
Rating: 4.61/5

More motifakes by 5150monkeylove

5150monkeylove - August 11, 2012, 7:04 pm
thank you sir.
rerun - August 10, 2012, 7:08 pm

5L, good for motitwist as well.


50 SHADES OF PLAY -




JESSICA RABBIT - my my, she hasn't aged so gracefully


TAGS: jessica rabbit old people
Rating: 4.05/5

More motifakes by Roamer

Roamer - January 14, 2010, 10:38 am
symptoms of Motifake withdraw syndrome may include ugliness, bleeding from the eyes, heart implosion, brain spasms, alternate realities, and in rare cases temporary symptoms of death may occur...
thatonechick - January 14, 2010, 10:23 am
See what not being on Motifake does to people?
R.S.Jake - January 14, 2010, 10:21 am
Still got a great rack though!


FATHERS - We put up with a lot of shit from our kids.




OR... - You can just stop being lazy.




RARE VIEW - A rarely seen picture of the inside of an actual Can-O-Whoopass


TAGS: k9 canine police dog bite mwd military working dog
Rating: 2.82/5

More motifakes by poundz9oh9

rerun - March 5, 2010, 7:17 pm

The original poster with this TEXT is on the refrigerator at my office
agdaniele - March 5, 2010, 3:24 pm
I wondered if anyone would catch this one... Logic's was perfect. What this one lacks in originality, it makes up for in creative impotence.
MrRandom - March 5, 2010, 3:21 pm
A rare rip off of another motifakes complete text.


RONALD MCDONALD - You want fries with that bitch?




THE RABBIT HOLE - Lets see how deep it really goes.


TAGS: alice wonderland rabbit hole
Rating: 1.89/5

More motifakes by Mikeipee

Liam - August 9, 2009, 11:27 am
Dude mike she's like 15 if that.
lunchmeat5000 - August 9, 2009, 3:20 am
Yes, and her pants aren't in Kansas anymore.
Weapon X - August 8, 2009, 10:29 pm
ummm...am I the only one who noticed that it's actually Dorothy? I'm just sayin...
Mikeipee - August 4, 2009, 7:39 am
Banish me then. It would'nt make me no never mind. Besides all that, your judgement is based on how old you THINK she is. It's not rooted in facts. And I have seen the same or worse than what I have posted on Moti & Naughty. Many done by my critics.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 3, 2009, 9:57 pm
Bunnies?
Sean - August 3, 2009, 9:54 pm
Hey TTH, what does the "B" in the actual NAMBLA stand for again?
TheTrashHeap - August 3, 2009, 9:37 pm
This poster IS inappropriate for a humor site. If this was a NAMBLA site it would be OK. But it's not.
BuZZbomb - August 3, 2009, 9:21 pm
... worth the possible banishment. Find your see saw an get it level.
BuZZbomb - August 3, 2009, 9:21 pm
...grossly inappropriate while I laughed maniacally at it,(20595. It's all just a matter of opinion. I can say this, and take it anyway you want, too many tries on the moti & not the naughty side, will probably get you booted. Is the rile factor...
BuZZbomb - August 3, 2009, 9:19 pm
Don't go all ACLU on me here, Piss. Comments can be constructive and destructive. While some may be able to see past the image for the Gottfriedesce humor intended, for others this may hit close to home. One of mine was nailed by my friends as being...
Mikeipee - August 3, 2009, 4:25 pm
Like I told someone earlier. If you don't like it, don't comment. But you do like it. Isn't that right BuZZbomb? Like witnessing a fatal car crash, repulsed by the mangled human remains but you can't look away. WIN!
CANADA - July 28, 2009, 8:26 am
k its a little sick of a comment, but still clever. but you have a pic of a girl to young
BriaHere - July 28, 2009, 5:59 am
Seems like it's all he does.
Porcelina - July 28, 2009, 2:16 am
What does mikepiss even do? Just post a bunch of CP posters?
TheTrashHeap - July 28, 2009, 12:43 am
I think mikipiss and the Zedophile should get together to start pedofake. Then get arrested and gang raped in prison. A fairytale ending for a couple of sicko's.
Arrogant Knight - July 28, 2009, 12:39 am
check* Wow.
Arrogant Knight - July 28, 2009, 12:39 am
Nope.. Hopefully soon, though. Cehck your PMs btw, sent you something about half an hour ago.
TheTrashHeap - July 28, 2009, 12:36 am
Hey AK are you a Goderator on the poster side yet?
TheTrashHeap - July 28, 2009, 12:35 am
I never go there. too much pedo shit. personally I never thought an attraction to pubescent girls was something to be proud of, but guys like cubby seem to have quite a following. one more thing wrong with anonymity, too easy to be a sicko.
Arrogant Knight - July 28, 2009, 12:28 am
Wow. I hate Mikepiss MORE now. Who knew that was possible?
BuZZbomb - July 28, 2009, 12:26 am
Have you been over to the naughtypic side, Heap? Mike Piss is working his way to be the next Cubbybear.
BuZZbomb - July 28, 2009, 12:22 am
PROFIT!? SERIOUSLY, Porc!? HA! I love that episode! It's one of my favorites.
TheTrashHeap - July 27, 2009, 11:59 pm
Sick mikipiss. This one looks a little to young to joke about.
Porcelina - July 27, 2009, 10:27 pm
PROFIT!
Woodywood03a - July 27, 2009, 10:19 pm
???
Agent K - July 27, 2009, 10:06 pm
WTF?? i sense a pedo...


Magic -


TAGS: magic bitch witch women feminism
Rating: 5/5

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nobodyofdistinction - September 7, 2015, 3:53 pm
Wow. Why did it ** out screen s h o t? The profanity filters here are absolutely ***** with ***** and a **** in **** and they should go **** themselves with a ***** ***** **** ****** ** ** **** **** ******* and that's why the government kills people.
nobodyofdistinction - September 7, 2015, 3:51 pm
Am I supposed to know who she is? It would have been a better point if you had taken a particularly unflattering screenshot of Anita Sarkeesian.
mizzdizz - August 25, 2015, 1:36 am
WOOF!!!! I'm canine. I can't replace a monkey. Wrong species! LOL!
JesusWept - August 24, 2015, 3:58 pm
Try it on your computer ;) Thanks for the vote.
MissPriss - August 24, 2015, 3:37 pm
Jesus, you of all here should know...I've been practicing that for well over 5L decades.
MissPriss - August 24, 2015, 3:35 pm
Gone for a bit and look who they fill my position with...you bytch!
mizzdizz - August 22, 2015, 10:40 pm
LOL, JW!
JesusWept - August 22, 2015, 10:06 am
Thanks, oh Great One ;)
mizzdizz - August 22, 2015, 2:30 am
LOL!....and I am its Master! (eeeeevil laugh) 5 LOL lions!


Meanwhile -


TAGS: rabbit human foot parallel universe
Rating: 4.57/5

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RogAz1 - May 13, 2013, 12:09 am
Good Luck with this one.... 5 severed appendages


TEAMWORK - Good job guys..keep squealing like that. Mister wolfie should be here any minute.


TAGS: fox rabbitt team
Rating: 4.2/5

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forseti - September 28, 2010, 11:08 am
feasy, do you know your avatar?? :D


LIFE - YUP And Then You Die




TOUGH LOVE AND DISCIPLINE -


TAGS: tough love discipline spanking bobbitt
Rating: 3.46/5

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GreyScorpion - December 31, 2009, 11:13 am
was once
thatonechick - December 31, 2009, 11:05 am
If only there was that much love.
GreyScorpion - December 31, 2009, 11:04 am
@TOC could this be how he feels about you?
phydeaux - November 17, 2009, 4:53 pm
Heck yeah, BEAT that biatch!
Pacifist - September 24, 2009, 11:59 am
Oh Ricky, now she's gonna turn around and hit Ethel.


DOES ALBERT WESKER - need to choke a bitch?




WHATEVER THE AMBITIONS - It is never too late to give up




NAILED IT -


TAGS: women power tools nag bitch
Rating: 4.58/5

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pzykosiz - December 21, 2010, 5:23 am
bahahahahahaha. 5 disemboweling's
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 20, 2010, 5:49 pm
I thinks it works the way it is...But I'm a little bitter cuz Mrs. Mooooo just woke me up looking for a ride home. 5 dismembered wives.
Reality Lord - December 20, 2010, 5:06 pm

artistic license FP. "cut" not "cute" as in lean and mean. 5L and nah nah nah nah boo boo to the speeling nazi's. (lol)
Faceplant31 - December 20, 2010, 4:20 pm
Thanks Mr M, i realized that after i checked it twice and found another error on it. O well that is my signature.
SunnyDay - December 20, 2010, 3:17 pm
brilliant indeed 5L
motinet - December 20, 2010, 2:00 pm

"cut as possible" ?
Sho - December 20, 2010, 11:34 am
Lol brilliant.


BRUSHING TEETH! - Obsessed is just a word the lazy use for the dedicated




BUZZ LIGHTYEAR -




THIS JUST IN -




Yaoi -


TAGS: crazy bitch
Rating: 3.34/5

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Jingoro - December 20, 2009, 3:49 pm
Apparently Nessy has had enough of listening to teenage girls babble about girly men and gay cartoon fantasies. It looks like he’s fixing to go all water-horse on her ass.
ajli - October 10, 2009, 1:12 am
holy s**t i think that is nessy back there titus XD
irken20 - January 15, 2009, 7:23 pm
anyone else feel the urge to push her off?
Titus Pullo - January 1, 2009, 11:01 pm
Holy Crap! Is that the Loch Ness Monster behind her?!


DEM BITCHES GO CRAZY - For My Comb-Over




WATCHING YOU -




FAT BITCHES - This is what happens when they sit on the bed too fast...


TAGS: fat bitches
Rating: 2.9/5

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Nobody - October 20, 2008, 7:38 pm
Second time is a charm, it appears.
First - September 30, 2008, 2:32 am
time i have ever seen a tunnel fix a dumb de-motivational
S.lo - August 11, 2008, 6:50 pm
yeah, now this picture makes sense ;)
aPauling - August 11, 2008, 1:20 pm
Good post! A tunnel with something substantial to add.


CAMELS - They enjoy a little head !!




CASTRATION -




BITCHES - Your bike is one of them too




SORRY PARIS - But the dog is my bitch now !


TAGS: sorry paris dog my bitch
Rating: 4.94/5

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mariand - September 5, 2011, 3:19 pm
LOL...dude, if you'll get 1L on this, then is from pari5


SIXTH SENSE -


TAGS: bitch is gonna kill me
Rating: 4.89/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 9, 2012, 11:12 pm
LOL! XD
GaryO - June 9, 2012, 7:43 am
Yeah, right. In no way can I keep pace with you, Mr Ug, you profound twitchy avatar’d posterholic..and I so enjoy it all.
ughomer - June 9, 2012, 7:19 am
Go, Gary; go Gary; go GaryO !!
GaryO - June 9, 2012, 6:48 am
Hey thanx, cynic. I know that pooch’s thought pattern. My grade school teacher, Mrs Wadsworth, looked like that ol’ gal, and drove like a bat outta hell. I rode shotgun….once. Turned me into a cherub the rest of the year.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 9, 2012, 1:59 am
LOL! It’s bad enough the driver is a woman, but she’s also old! 5 toe-curling lions!
GaryO - June 8, 2012, 7:04 pm
Thanx Guys
spacedog - June 8, 2012, 5:58 pm
LOL
mariand - June 8, 2012, 5:04 pm
nice one, Gary...hilarious


MOTHERS - They are the best role models a little girl can have.




YO DAWG - I heard yo like cats so I put a cat on yo cat so you can pet your cat while you pet your cat.


TAGS: xibit cat
Rating: 3.5/5

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Oiler - January 30, 2013, 6:53 pm
That is a very cool cat pic.


RABBIT - It's what's for supper


TAGS: rabbit guns hunting
Rating: 2.88/5

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LogicDude - May 7, 2009, 1:01 pm
WHERE'S MY HASENPFEFFER!?!?!?!?!?
Jmac0585 - May 6, 2009, 4:18 pm
Rabbit is tasty if prepared correctly.


POTS - Calling Kettles Black




FEMALES -


TAGS: girl bitch chick female glasses
Rating: 2.47/5

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LogicDude - December 17, 2008, 2:09 pm
So to phrase that in a rather crass way: "Their cunts runneth over"
LogicDude - December 17, 2008, 2:08 pm
I don't see why...if they can bleed like they do every month and not die then they must have an ample supply!
Elder God Douchebag - December 17, 2008, 1:09 pm
Hey, here's a fun idea, Tony. Go get shot. Then we won't have to deal with you anymore.
Tony USAF - December 17, 2008, 12:52 pm
Seems like men's balls have dropped off all over the world... Letting a woman take your self respect? Ouch...
Divorcee - December 4, 2008, 4:32 pm
Your Blood, Your Children, Your Money, Your Soul, Your House, Your Car, Your Self Respect, Your Life Essence, Your Complete Destruction etc, etc, etc.
Elwood - December 4, 2008, 9:35 am
I wouldn't ask her for a blowjob, if I were you.
Shtoink - September 29, 2008, 1:54 am
you forgot money too wit... and your soul slowly but surely
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - September 29, 2008, 12:30 am
If by "females" you mean my wife, and if by "blood" you mean helping out around the house and mowing the lawn every week, then yes.


JESSICA RABBIT - is a definite Toon Ho


TAGS: jessica rabbit tmnt ninja turtles roger
Rating: 2.42/5

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jameswnash - September 20, 2010, 10:44 pm
oh look Michealangelo is coming out of his shell (Ba dah Tiss)
Woodywood03a - August 4, 2009, 9:39 am
and whos her pimp?
Woodywood03a - August 4, 2009, 9:38 am
LOL


I SAW YOU -




ambition -


TAGS: ambition breaking out of tomb
Rating: 4.83/5

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Oldsod - February 8, 2014, 7:52 am
Just when I thought there was no value to the whole zombie meme...5 edumacatshunal lions...


screwed over -




PITIFUL -




DREAMERS -


TAGS: matrix life ambition
Rating: 4.59/5

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M0rd3kaI - April 19, 2012, 8:41 pm
I can swear I saw this one before somewhere.... BUT having said that, I fully agree with Rick, 5L
Rick69 - April 19, 2012, 7:55 pm
VERY Nice... Like thi5 a lot...


LIFE -


TAGS: life happiness bitter
Rating: 4.41/5

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shamurai69 - August 14, 2012, 12:35 pm
No arguments here.
GaryO - August 8, 2012, 10:30 am
The whole thing, epic, wunna yer best. 5L
rerun - August 7, 2012, 9:42 pm

this is amazing,, love it


IMMORTALITY -


TAGS: use your bitter fate to make fun
Rating: 4.33/5

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Chef - May 6, 2010, 6:55 pm
5L for lawnmower man!
PhxDebbie - May 6, 2010, 8:45 am
I don't know why I like it either 5 little piggies
MO - May 6, 2010, 8:33 am
*Sigh* I......like it!


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